1. Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
Why it’s good sober?
1 Part Sega
1 Part Konami
33 Parts Nintendo
It’s the actual recipe for fun. Play it once and you’ll be hooked.
Why it’s good to play when you’re drunk?
Instead of smashing you’re hand against the concrete wall like you did last night when you yet again failed to pull some tail, you should smash that stupid smirk off that pretentious Mario’s face. I mean how can an Italian plumber who has to find money underground just to survive get to bang a princess. That game was made on shrooms.
2. Earthworm Jim (Sega Genesis and Wii Virtual Console)
Why it’s good sober?
Because it’s a worm shooting shit.
Why it’s good to play when you’re drunk?
Because it’s a worm shooting shit.
3. Mario Kart (N64)
Why it’s good sober?
Shoot shells at other people while go-karting= awesome. Also– little secret (every girl loves to play Mario Kart)
Why it’s good to play drunk?
There’s a great drinking game that you can play with it. Last place takes 4 drinks, 3rd place takes 3 drinks, etcetera etcetera. Also this time the girl will be drunk.
2nd Game
Race Toad’s board backwards – every time someone gets hit by a car, truck, or bus you take a drink.
-Thanks Mike for the game
4. Wii Sports – (Wii)
Why it’s good sober?
It’s not: just as boring as you at sex.
Why it’s good drunk?
Because it can get you to have sex. Girls love this easy ass game.
5. Ninja Gaiden Sigma (PS3 and XBOX 360)
Why it’s good sober?
Best game ever. Slice and dice enough to almost feed your killer instinct.
Why it’s good drunk?
Better to kill a guy in a game then a guy in real life. AND you can do it over, and over, and over and over!
-JR — Thanks for reading
haha ill agree with all of them. i think you missed a great one back in the day with twisted metal. overall great list bro.
totally forgot about that game- classic
Solar Jetman — no doubt. Impossible to get beyond the first level — unless you cheat.
The again –there is always “Snake Rattle and Roll”. Cannot be beaten — and that’s no joke!!